Dog Poop Christmas Ornament...REALLY!

OK..... I thought of this the other day
 when I was out

on the front lawn doing 'Dog Poop Patrol"

with my Grand kids who are 3 and 4 yrs old. 

I gave each one a different color plastic

poop bag and we began to pick it up

putting it in the bigger trash bag.

They thought it was a fun game and

They loved it.


See The Video on my Youtube Channel at this LINK

This Pattern has been used for
 Dog and Animal Rescue fund raisers.
It is a great Seller!

It is a fun "Gag" gift for any one who has small pooches like me.

Dog Poop Christmas Ornament

Please, Add this Crochet Pattern to Your Ravelry favorites

Skill : Super Easy

Materials:
Tape measure
Hook - G
Yarn Needle

Yarn : Small amount of Worsted Weight Brown, red, green, white
tiny amount of white fuzzy or short furry yarn for trim and pompom
Tiny amount of stuffing

Stitches:
Chain ( ch)
Single Crochet ( sc)
Single Crochet Decrease ( sc dec)

Notes:
We will be working in rounds,
starting from the Santa hat tip.

R : 1 - With red yarn, ch 3, 5 sc in the 2nd ch from the hook,
join with a sl st to 1st sc to form a circle (5 sc)

R : 2 - 1 sc in the 1st sc, 2 sc in the next sc, 1 sc in next sc,
2 sc in the next sc, 1 sc in the last sc, (7 sc)

R : 3 - *1 sc in the next sc, 2 sc in the next sc,
repeat from * twice, 1 sc in the last st (10 sc)

R : 4 - 1 sc in each sc around (10 sc)

R : 5 -7 Repeat R : 4, Stuff the hat.

R : 8 : Change to brown yarn, Repeat R: 4

( we will add the white hat trim at the end)

R : 9 -21 - Repeat R : 4 - stuff the poop section.

( You can continue to add rounds for a longer piece of poop.)

R : 22 - St 1st and 2nd sc tog ( 1 st sc dec)
 St 4 more Sc dec (5 sc dec)

R : 23 - Continue to stitch sc dec until the opening closes,
 tie off pulling the extra yarn inside.


Hat Trim and Pompom

Trim: Thread a 12 inch piece of fuzzy white yarn on your needle. 
Stitch loose long stitches around the hat, you may need to pull a little
 to keep them even.

Pompom- Wrap yarn around one finger loosely, pull a 12 inch piece of yarn
 through the loop and tie. I didn't cut mine, but you can if you want too. 
Use the 2 long ends to attach to top of hat.

Face:
Stitch 2 French knots or short stitches for the eyes With the White yarn.
Stitch a smile on with red yarn.

Then with green yarn, cut 2 12 inch length, then count down 5 rounds from the hat 
and tie them around the poop, so it pulls in and form a head. Tie in the front and trim.

Cut another 12 piece of green yarn and loop through the hat to form the tie.

I hope you think this is as funny as me

and my grand kids do.We just put up the

Christmas tree and it was the

first ornament on the tree!

Keep your negative comments to your self.
 This ornament is meant as a light hearted,
silly ornament.